The Lair of the Unwanted
#106: I DRINK YOUR BLOOD! I DRINK IT UP!!
May 29, 2015 05:33 AM PDT
Jason and Nolahn welcome their old friend Rachel Thuro, who hasn't been on the show (at least by herself) in over 3 years. They take on the 1970's Grindhouse classic "I Drink Your Blood", where they learn a lot about hippies, satanists, rabies, and what Mark Trail looks like.
Also, Rachel takes on The Game of the Unwanted. Will she take it like a champ or will it bite her in the ass?#105: This Episode Is The Bomb, Yo!
May 15, 2015 09:53 PM PDT
For centuries, humans have had one question on their mind. Scholars spent years solving the riddle. Scientists have studied and searched near and far for the answer. Animal experts have been stumped. But Jason and Nolahn were the ones to finally answer the question: Is Ben Affleck the Bomb in "Phantoms"?!?
Before they answer that question, they Come Clean about who they want to see in a horror version of "The Expendables".
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April 21, 2015 05:24 PM PDT
We got "Samurai Cops", we got Chicken Cops, we got weird dialouge, we got horny cops, and most importantly, we have Forgotten Films! Jason and Nolahn welcome Todd Liebenow to discuss probably the MOST forgotten film of them all: Samurai Cop.#103: Keep Your Stupid Script Read In Your Podcast
April 06, 2015 05:58 AM PDT
Welcome to a very special episode of The Lair of the Unwanted! Jason and Nolahn welcome The Lair Players as we present "The Room: The Audio Play"!! Featuring several friends of The Lair (You'll never guess who plays Chris-R!), they try their best to make it through the entire script without breaking out laughing. And if you stick around to after the show and listen to the 16+ minutes of bloopers you'll see they failed miserably. HUGE thanks to David Klion from medium.com for writing out the transcript that we ended up using. Most of the snarky comments our Narrator says came from him.#102: Live Love Laugh Lair
March 31, 2015 03:54 PM PDT
Normally, before every episode, there's a disclaimer that the show is for mature audiences due to adult language. It's mainly there because of Jason. But this time around, the guys bought on a guest that makes Jason sound like a schoolgirl in Sunday School. They welcome Heather Baxendale from the As You Watch podcast to discuss the sexy Jane Fonda space romp film "Barbarella" and let's just say Heather has a way with words.
After discussing several things related and unrelated to the film, Heather is the first person to take on The Game of the Unwanted in 2015. How does she stack up? And will you be able to understand her tongue box?#101: Can't Stop The Lair
March 12, 2015 07:01 PM PDT
Coming off the high that is the 100th episode, Jason and Nolahn decide to get funky. Unfortuately, it's to a not-really-but-kinda biopic of The Village People called "Can't Stop The Music". Featuring the acting talents of Steve Gutenberg AND Bruce Jenner!
Jason and Nolahn also Come Clean about which musical group or artist they'd love to see a biopic from and Jason's answer requires a special warning. UH OH!#100: The One After 99 And The One Before 101
February 28, 2015 03:57 PM PST
It's the big 100th episode extravaganza!! And a whole bunch of people join Jason and Nolahn to celebrate!#99.5: When Jason Met Nolahn
February 22, 2015 02:15 PM PST
A bonus episode as we prepare for the big 100!#99: Yeah Baby!
February 14, 2015 09:24 AM PST
In the long history of The Lair of the Unwanted, Jason and Nolahn have covered many films regarding several different topics. The film they have for you in this episode could, if seen through a different light, cater to a certain specific demographic. You weirdos. They take on a weird 1973 film "The Baby", which you may or may not figure out what it's about just by looking at the title.
But first, they plug a whole bunch of stuff and then Come Clean about which celebrity couple they'd love to babysit for.
Get your bottles and binkies ready, it's going to be a ride.#98: Lame Monsters
January 21, 2015 04:19 PM PST
Jason and Nolahn don't often cover movies directed by acclaimed writers/directors but this was a movie that's been on their radars for years and with the Directors Cut finally released, they had to take a look and see what the big deal is about "Nightbreed", written and directed by Clive Barker.
They also Come Clean about who their favorite Master of Horror is and plug all kinds of things from appearances to books to....story slams?
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