The Lair of the Unwanted
#110: Bruce Willis With Boobies
July 29, 2015 04:49 PM PDT
Jason and Nolahn bring their celebration of all things America Kick Ass by having as their guest a Brit! Makes sense to us! They welcome Will from Exploding Helicopter to discuss exploding helicopters and the Anna Nicole Smith opus "Skyscraper" in super great detail. (Sorry about the length!) After that, Will takes on The Game of the Unwanted.#109: America Kicks Ass 6: 'MURICA IS GOLDEN
July 15, 2015 06:17 PM PDT
It's that time of year to celebrate this great country, AMERICA! Jason and Nolahn proudly wear their red, white, and blues, pop up a beer, and shoot some guns in the air! Nolahn gives a great State of the Union and then they Come Clean about the most AMERICAN movie that's ever America'd! FUCK YEAH!!! Then they discuss the SUPER American film Showdown in Little Tokyo which features the most epic one liner to kill all one liners.#108: Swingin' On A Star
June 30, 2015 06:11 AM PDT
Jason and Nolahn welcome for the first time Shane from The Cinematic Katzenjammer and the Father Nerds Best podcast. They proceed to spend the most time anyone as ever spent talking about "Hudson Hawk" the most infamous Bruce Willis flop from the 90's. When that eventually ends, Shane takes on The Game of the Unwanted.#107: I Certainly Don't Want Him In Charge of Me Anytime Soon, By God!
June 17, 2015 05:05 PM PDT
To celebrate Jason's birthday, he decided it was time to take on a 80's sex comedy! But not ANY sex comedy, a sex comedy starring Scott Baio AND Willie Ames, featuring a whole slew of late 70's and early 80's TV stars, a bunch of boobs, and a whole lot of weirdness.
But first he and Nolahn Come Clean about what movie would be improved if the main character(s) had telekinesis and then they plug a whole bunch of crap!#106: I DRINK YOUR BLOOD! I DRINK IT UP!!
May 29, 2015 05:33 AM PDT
Jason and Nolahn welcome their old friend Rachel Thuro, who hasn't been on the show (at least by herself) in over 3 years. They take on the 1970's Grindhouse classic "I Drink Your Blood", where they learn a lot about hippies, satanists, rabies, and what Mark Trail looks like.
Also, Rachel takes on The Game of the Unwanted. Will she take it like a champ or will it bite her in the ass?#105: This Episode Is The Bomb, Yo!
May 15, 2015 09:53 PM PDT
For centuries, humans have had one question on their mind. Scholars spent years solving the riddle. Scientists have studied and searched near and far for the answer. Animal experts have been stumped. But Jason and Nolahn were the ones to finally answer the question: Is Ben Affleck the Bomb in "Phantoms"?!?
Before they answer that question, they Come Clean about who they want to see in a horror version of "The Expendables".
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April 21, 2015 05:24 PM PDT
We got "Samurai Cops", we got Chicken Cops, we got weird dialouge, we got horny cops, and most importantly, we have Forgotten Films! Jason and Nolahn welcome Todd Liebenow to discuss probably the MOST forgotten film of them all: Samurai Cop.#103: Keep Your Stupid Script Read In Your Podcast
April 06, 2015 05:58 AM PDT
Welcome to a very special episode of The Lair of the Unwanted! Jason and Nolahn welcome The Lair Players as we present "The Room: The Audio Play"!! Featuring several friends of The Lair (You'll never guess who plays Chris-R!), they try their best to make it through the entire script without breaking out laughing. And if you stick around to after the show and listen to the 16+ minutes of bloopers you'll see they failed miserably. HUGE thanks to David Klion from medium.com for writing out the transcript that we ended up using. Most of the snarky comments our Narrator says came from him.#102: Live Love Laugh Lair
March 31, 2015 03:54 PM PDT
Normally, before every episode, there's a disclaimer that the show is for mature audiences due to adult language. It's mainly there because of Jason. But this time around, the guys bought on a guest that makes Jason sound like a schoolgirl in Sunday School. They welcome Heather Baxendale from the As You Watch podcast to discuss the sexy Jane Fonda space romp film "Barbarella" and let's just say Heather has a way with words.
After discussing several things related and unrelated to the film, Heather is the first person to take on The Game of the Unwanted in 2015. How does she stack up? And will you be able to understand her tongue box?#101: Can't Stop The Lair
March 12, 2015 07:01 PM PDT
Coming off the high that is the 100th episode, Jason and Nolahn decide to get funky. Unfortuately, it's to a not-really-but-kinda biopic of The Village People called "Can't Stop The Music". Featuring the acting talents of Steve Gutenberg AND Bruce Jenner!
Jason and Nolahn also Come Clean about which musical group or artist they'd love to see a biopic from and Jason's answer requires a special warning. UH OH!
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